Type of course? Classic Sussex downland course. Great views.

Pleasant staff? Yes.

Best hole? The 16th because I like a drivable green (although my ball ended up in an equally drivable copse of trees).

Après golf? Two pieces of Victoria sandwich, as my teammate Hazel was playing and tradition demands that she gives me her piece of cake.

Nice round? Magic. It was a greensomes match and my partner and I just had the most amazing round together. I only had a couple of shanky shanks and played much better. There is hope!

Special memory? A lovely 8 iron from inside an old bomb crater that somehow found the green for a par.

Must play again? I think I’d rather play the Lower Course next time, as it’s longer and has more interesting par 3s.