Type of course? Difficult big girl heathland course

Pleasant staff? Very nice chatty starter

Best hole? None stood out. They’re all great/horrible.

Après golf? Quick drink outside before our round, and then we just wanted to get the hell out of there

Nice round? It’s a very tough, busy course, so there was a lot of waiting around for the chaps in front to find their balls in the heather and that’s enough to put me off a course.

Special memory? On the 18th par 5, yelling at the group behind us who teed off while we were waiting for the group in front to play their shots and just missing us. And then being yelled at by the group in front as we didn’t expect my second shot to get on the green while they were still on there.

Must play again? No. The course is great even though it’s tough, but the club itself is soulless corporate hell. Not worth the price tag.