Type of course? Heavenly clifftop links

Pleasant staff? Yes

Best hole? The signature hole is the 14th leading to the lighthouse, but the 9th par 3 is particularly daunting and beautiful, with seven pot bunkers protecting the green.

Après golf? A rush back to the house so my panna cotta would have time to set.

Nice round? Fantastic. Every hole is different, the setting is stunning and the course is surprisingly immaculate, considering how little rain the area has had. It soothed the pain of being 3 up with four holes to play and losing the last four holes.

Special memory? Going for a wee after five holes and getting my ankle caught between the very heavy wooden door and the cement step. It hurt A LOT. Charlotte suggested that if my ankle was broken, I should find somewhere to sit while she finished the round on her own. I replied that I would rather gnaw off my foot so I could carry on, dragging my bloody stump along with me. That’s how much we loved the course.

Must play again? I even checked membership prices even though going for a morning round would mean setting off around 4am from home.