Type of course? Flat as a pancake river island with trees 

Pleasant staff? As welcoming as can be, as were the two chatty members who were busy painting the women’s changing room.

Best hole? Hard to tell, as we could only play 9 holes, half the course being closed due to flooding.

Après golf? The bar was closed and anyway, we had to start our epic journey back to the car!

Nice round? Lovely, but what made it special was the odyssey you have to embark on to get to the course. Across a road, up steps, across a railway bridge, down a ramp, along a path… great fun.

Special memory? Hitting the flag on the 3rd par 3 and almost finally having my very first hole in one.

Must play again? No. It’s very well looked after and very pleasant, but not very exciting.