Type of course? Gentle downland

Pleasant staff? We didn’t see any! We’d booked online and there were scorecards hanging on pegs on a clothesline.

Best hole? I loved the 8th because it’s a downhill drive and from the tee you have amazing 360 degree views of this part of the magnificent Yorkshire Dales.

Après golf? No staff, no food, so we went to a pub in Sedbergh.

Nice round? Really lovely. You get to play a shot over a lovely little river and you get great views of a spectacular disused viaduct. And the views are glorious on every hole.

Special memory? Getting horrendously confused as to where we should go, as this is a 10 hole course. Still not sure how it works as we only played 9 (10?) holes.

Must play again? Yes. It’s really quirky, lush and fun. The small clubhouse is gorgeous and it would have been lovely to have a drink and something to eat outside. And I’d like to find out whether there are any women’s toilets.