Golf etiquette: an infographic to teach new players

Hi! It’s been quiet around here, hasn’t it. It’s been nice taking a break from captaining and golf responsibilities. I’ve been using my extra free time constructively to expand my work options, including by taking a course on design. I’ve loved it and as a practice, I’ve put together an infographic for the women’s section. We’ll be using it in the...

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The three best three ball formats

One of the great joys of golf is the endless variety of games and formats it allows. Indeed, what’s a game of golf without some healthy competition and endless arguments over who gets to buy the drinks at the end? For two golfers, my favourite is match play, but when there are three of you, I like the following formats: On the perch The aim of the game is mainly to pretend you understand...

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Is the hazard margin part of the hazard?

A spot of bother with a water hazard I mean, look at that. What’s a golfer supposed to do here? Is the hazard margin part of the pond or not? Are we in a tennis situation, where the line is part of the court? Or is it like football, where the whole of the ball needs to have crossed the line to be deemed off the pitch? I wasn’t sure, so to avoid any trouble, I took the safe option. I...

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Golf dress code: when is a neckline too plunging?

I never wanted to play golf. For months, my friend Katie tried to convince me to join her in taking lessons, and my answer was always the same: “I’m a football player. I’m not a golfer.” I just didn’t see how I could belong in a world that seemed to offer a heady mixture of racism, elitism and sexism. From a distance, all I could see were barriers, especially golf’s obsession for rules and...

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I got disqualified for playing out of turn. Again.

At Brighton & Hove, we have this really nice competition called the Burt Brill foursomes. Players are put in two groups, higher and lower handicappers, and pairs are drawn together so that a higher handicapper plays with a lower handicapper. And off they go, playing alternate shots to get around the course as efficiently as possible. I expect most clubs have a similar competition. It’s...

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Helping beginner golfers: information on pace of play

We have a lot of new members, some of which are discovering golf in all its beautiful intricacy. There are so many things to learn when you join a golf club. During our last committee meeting, we tried to work out what we could do to help them get the most out of joining the club and playing golf. We came up with the idea of a welcome pack with the information they’ll need to find their way...

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What kind of golfer are you?

Yesterday Lexi Thompson was denied victory in a Major following a four stroke penalty for making an incorrect ball placement on the green. The video clearly shows that she did place it in the wrong spot and so it was right that she was penalised. However, it should have been done on the spot, not a day later. This made me think about recent breaches of rules in my amateur golf world. On Friday,...

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Count back: the most common way to resolve a tie in a golf competition

Judy: “She won on count back.” Me, nodding gravely: “I see.” The fact is, I’ve been playing golf for five years and the famous “count back” was still a mystery to me. It’s a side of the game that I leave to more experienced players (like Judy), because I’m not great with numbers. Or anything that doesn’t involve hitting a ball, really. So I though I’d investigate, and it turns out it’s quite...

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What to do when your golf ball ends up in the middle of pretty wildflowers

The seniors discuss wildflowers I was in the clubhouse earlier when I saw a couple of seniors engaged in a very serious debate. I approached to investigate. It turned out they were talking about an issue my playing partners and I had to face on Wednesday: what do you do when your ball ends up in a beautiful clump of wildflowers, daffodils in our case? This is likely to happen, as they are in...

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