Practice during a round on a 9 hole course
In which I confidently lecture a much more experienced player on the finer rules of practice during a round on a 9 hole course, only to realise later that I was wrong.
Golf etiquette: an infographic to teach new players
Hi! It’s been quiet around here, hasn’t it. It’s been nice taking a break from captaining and golf responsibilities. I’ve been using my extra free time constructively to...
The three best three ball formats
One of the great joys of golf is the endless variety of games and formats it allows. Indeed, what’s a game of golf without some healthy competition and endless arguments over who gets to buy...
Is the hazard margin part of the hazard?
A spot of bother with a water hazard I mean, look at that. What’s a golfer supposed to do here? Is the hazard margin part of the pond or not? Are we in a tennis situation, where the line is...
Golf dress code: when is a neckline too plunging?
I never wanted to play golf. For months, my friend Katie tried to convince me to join her in taking lessons, and my answer was always the same: “I’m a football player. I’m not a golfer.” I just...
I got disqualified for playing out of turn. Again.
At Brighton & Hove, we have this really nice competition called the Burt Brill foursomes. Players are put in two groups, higher and lower handicappers, and pairs are drawn together so that a...
Helping beginner golfers: information on pace of play
We have a lot of new members, some of which are discovering golf in all its beautiful intricacy. There are so many things to learn when you join a golf club. During our last committee meeting, we...
What kind of golfer are you?
Yesterday Lexi Thompson was denied victory in a Major following a four stroke penalty for making an incorrect ball placement on the green. The video clearly shows that she did place it in the wrong...
Count back: the most common way to resolve a tie in a golf competition
Judy: “She won on count back.” Me, nodding gravely: “I see.” The fact is, I’ve been playing golf for five years and the famous “count back” was still a mystery to me. It’s a side of the game that I...
What to do when your golf ball ends up in the middle of pretty wildflowers
The seniors discuss wildflowers I was in the clubhouse earlier when I saw a couple of seniors engaged in a very serious debate. I approached to investigate. It turned out they were talking about an...